Valentine Poem
Valentines Day I’m thinking of my Valentine It’s that time of year I’m thinking of my Valentine I’m thinking of a spear Or should it be a teddy The type that she could wear Or would she be more comfortable With a fluffy teddy bear Or a floppy dog with ears And a great big wet wet nose A great big box o chocolates Or a luverly red red rose I’m thinking of my Valentine I think she’s thinking ice Great big stonking diamonds I’m thinking of the price I’m thinking of my Valentine I’m thinking of the food At the expensive restaurant I hope it’s not to rude To point out to my Valentine The prices al la carte That lobsters, crabs and oysters And Frenchy Apple Tarte Will spoil our little Valentines When we get the bill I don’t want my darling Valentine To see me being ill So just thinking of my Valentine I vote that we stay in It just a cynical marketing ploy And I’ve just forgot my PIN So I’m thinking of my Valentine I’m such a caring man I’m thinking of my Valentine Isn’t that a plan?
