The Rules of Write Club
Write club rules.
1st RULE: Never pay agents or publishers - they pay you.
2nd RULE: You do not TELL you SHOW in write club.
3rd RULE: If someone says, "How do I?" or What shall I?, you tap out GOOGLE.
4th RULE: Only two exclamation points per 100,000 words!
5th RULE: If it sounds like writing, rewrite it.
6th RULE: No adverbs, no -ly verbs.
7th RULE: Chapters will go on as long as they have to.
8th RULE: If this is your first night at WRITE CLUB, you HAVE to write.