Valentine's Day Poem
Valentines Day
I’m thinking of my Valentine
It’s that time of year
I’m thinking of my Valentine
I’m thinking of a spear
Or should it be a teddy?
The type that she could wear
Or would she be more comfortable
With a fluffy teddy bear?
Or a floppy dog with ears?
And a great big wet wet nose?
A great big box o chocolates?
Or a luverly red red rose?
I’m thinking of my Valentine
I think she’s thinking ice
Great big stonking diamonds
I’m thinking of the price
I’m thinking of my Valentine
I’m thinking of the food
At the expensive restaurant
I hope it’s not to rude
To point out to my Valentine
The prices al la carte
That lobsters, crabs and oysters
And Frenchy Apple Tarte
Will spoil our little Valentines
When we get the bill
I don’t want my darling Valentine
To see me being ill
So just thinking of my Valentine
I vote that we stay in
It just a cynical marketing ploy
And I’ve just forgot my PIN
So I’m thinking of my Valentine
I’m such a caring man
I’m thinking of my Valentine
Now isn’t that a plan?
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